Logo created for upcoming weekend with Hank Vegas.

All that I am saying is she got married ’cause it is convenient.

I wish the Chicago Bears would get an offensive line.

I wish that ABC would pony up some dough to get people who could spell to do captions for Monday Night Football so I could listen to Guy Clark during the game and still read what Madden had to say.

I wish that Madden would say something in the first place.

I wish that Madden would keep on stating the obvious, because that’s what I love most about him and expect out of him, and if he ever did anything more than that, I would be rather confused.

I wish airfare to Burlington wasn’t so expensive this time of the year.

Lap dances should cost 5 dollars so you could then leave a 5 dollar tip.

The war on Iraq will happen… again.

The war on Iraq is overrated.

Whiskey makes my words more flowery, not gin, it makes me mean.

Whiskey gets in my heart, gin in my head.

Hank Vegas (link to MP3) is cool.

I love New York.

And Chicago.

I don’t love the Yankees or Mets.

I do love the Cubs.

When baseball season ends, I get depressed, and write posts like this one.