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‘Goldilocks’

Okay, so I am sitting at work today, stuck writing code, and all of the world seems to be worried about the fact that local news anchor Brenda Wood has “gone blonde.” I mean really? Is this news? We are to publish a story about her change in hair color. I am to wait with baited breath to get that story up on the web site as soon as it breaks. We are running several before and after photos for comparison of the “going blonde” process, and we are running a poll to ask the general public what they think of Brenda “going blonde.”

I mean, come on! The pope just died, as did Saul Bellow, and we are at war in Iraq, and Jimmy carter got snubbed by the president, and… I am supposed to be on the edge of my seat waiting for a story, actually a critique, of a local anchor’s new hair color.
“It’s shimmery but not as shimmery as it could be, adds a better complement to her complexion than the old squirrels nest she used to wear on her head… but all in all, it could be better. Next time, Bren, try one of the salons outside of the mall, and remember to tip your colorist!”
Why don’t we just save a tree… and stop wasting my time.
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